Friday, July 1, 2016

Some of the Best Creepy Stories to be Found on the Internet

            So, I think we are all familiar with the term “creepypasta” by now. Basically, they are the ghost stories of the internet, passed around to cause sleepless nights. Some of the most well-known examples—Jeff the Killer, Slenderman, Squidward’s Suicide—are looked upon with distaste due to how they have been warped with popularity and time. I think we can all agree that Jeff the Killer is just plain ridiculous in his original story, Squidward’s Suicide, while fun, is just another lost episode (one of the first ones, I believe), and good ol’ Slendy has gotten a bad rap from those recent murders and games and such. I actually still like the Slenderman, but I prefer the original version of him. You know, creepin’ around kids in the background with his weird, reality-warping tentacles? But, my preference for eldritch horrors is neither here nor there.
This article is not about those creepypastas. This is about the stories that are more likely to send shivers down your spine, ones that can suck you away into their world. By no means am I claiming these to be the best stories out there, even if some of them have gained some notoriety as such, and I am not claiming them to be superior, but they are some of the ones that have gotten to me over the years. I have ranked them in the order they have affected me, but please, read them and judge them as you will. From creepypasta to nosleep, here is my list of 5 stories I’ve encountered across the internet to keep you awake at night.
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#5 – Abandoned by Disney series by Slimebeast
“Some of you may have heard that the Disney corporation is responsible for at least one real, "live" Ghost Town.”
“Abandoned by Disney” was the first creepypasta that I ever took a liking to, and perhaps that is why I am still so fond of it and the sequels that followed. I have heard the series as a whole being criticized namely for the factual errors and rather flat ending the first installment holds, but I do not believe that should hold one from giving the entire series a chance. If you can suspend your disbelief at things like the 80-foot python* and “mascots” being mentioned, the story is still pretty good in its descriptions. In particular, I like the descriptions of the meat hooks and sounds the protagonist saw. If you are still distracted by the facts, I will say that, as bad of a sign that seeing this phrase in a review of sorts normally is, the series does get better once you read past “Abandoned by Disney.” So I beckon you, read on. The series is comprised of four parts, and listed in chronological order, they are as such: “A Few Suggestions,” “Abandoned by Disney,” “Room Zero,” and “Corruptus.” In saying that, I would recommend that you read them in the order that they were published: “Abandoned by Disney” first, then “A Few Suggestions,” “Room Zero,” and finally, “Corruptus,” as AbD will simply set the stage for what is coming.
Remember how I said that the story gets better? If you are unimpressed by the original story, please, just read the prequel, “A Few Suggestions.” People have said it before, and I will have to repeat their words: the way that story is presented is genius. It really was unique, using a suggestion box to tell a story, and I admire it for its effect.
I might just be blinded by nostalgia on my admiration for this story, but please, take the time and read through it. At the very least, it isn’t some Jeff the Killer crap… While you’re at it, check out the author, Slimebeast, or Christopher Howard Wolf’s, other works. Here is his official website. He’s excellent at working horror magic, and he is one of my favorites for that.
*In regards to the python, it’s a fact that most people are horrible judges of size, particularly when spooked. Something like a three-foot garter snake can easily become a ten-foot rattlesnake to someone unfamiliar with snakes, and the same can be said for things like spiders and fish. My mother in particular likes to call the quarter-sized grass spiders and brown recluses I’ve found around the house “huge” (though she at least has a reason to yell at me to come deal with the latter—you don’t really want to risk messing with recluses).

#4 – “Penpal” – by u/1000Vultures. Reposted on the Creepypasta Wiki in a compiled format.
                In a quiet room, if you press your ear against a pillow, you can hear your heartbeat. As a kid, the muffled, rhythmic beats sounded like soft footsteps on a carpeted floor, so as a kid, almost every night—just as I was about to drift off to sleep—I would hear these footsteps and I would be ripped back to consciousness, terrified.”
            This story. Damn. It’s a long, long read, with each of its six parts being around the size of a good-length short story, and I really can’t describe it much other than saying that it is an excellent read. It chronicles all sorts of odd events in a kid’s life, with the main focus being the experience he has with a childhood penpal. The above quote is from the first installment, and it only gets weirder from there.
This story has become quite well-known across Reddit and the web, even more so now that it has actually been published as a book by the same name. I have not yet had the chance to read the book for myself, but I believe it has at least been tweaked and reworked a bit for publishing. I do kind of hope the ending was altered a bit, as the ending to the version I read did feel a bit…lackluster, and that is why it ended up at the place it did on this list. Maybe that’s just me, though, and my opinion certainly shouldn’t dissuade you from giving this epic a chance.

#3 – “The Showers” by u/clover10176 (Dylan Sindelar, I believe his real name is)
            “Every area in all parts of the world has those area-specific urban legends that just refuse to die. Whether the stories are about a haunted asylum on the outskirts of the city, a creature that lives in the nearby woods, or a ghost that haunts a lonely stretch of road outside of town, there is always a common thread within the tales; no one has ever been to these places, seen the creatures, or witnessed any hauntings with their own eyes.”
            Again, this is a story I took a liking to a while ago. I think I encountered it through a series of YouTube readings…I believe it was MrCreepyPasta’s? Here are the parts, compiled into a playlist.
            I’m not really sure what it is about this story—maybe it’s because I actually had a teacher with the same name as the one in this story, an awesome teacher who I could actually see telling a story like this, or maybe it’s because of how nothing is ever really explained. The preservation of the mystery is always a great thing to be found in horror. What really happened in the story? Was what the teacher and protagonist saw real, or was it just a hallucination? If it was real, what the hell is going on? What is up with the titular showers, and who was it that helped the protagonist out at the end? I don’t know the answers to those questions, and I don’t think anyone other than perhaps the author ever will. That’s the beauty of horror. It works best when the threads are left hanging. This story certainly achieves that.

#2 – “Candle Cove” – by Kris Straub
            “Does anyone remember this kid’s show? It was called Candle Cove and I must have been 6 or 7.”
            Ah, yes, “Candle Cove.” A classic in the Creepypasta community, and in my opinion, one of the best short reads out there. The premise is that a group of people are reminiscing about a show they watched when they were younger, and slowly, it becomes clear that their memories are not quite as innocent as first assumed. The presentation is wonderful, reading as a series of messages from a nostalgia-themed forum, and the ending is brilliant. Simple, yet chilling, giving you something to think about for long after you close the story’s tab. The story might have less of an impact now, especially since it has been around for so long and everyone has become accustomed to twists in stories, but it is still excellent. If you are old enough to remember when local TV stations were common (are those still around? I’ve heard rumors…), then this is definitely a story you should give a chance.

            “I've been an SAR officer for a few years now, and along the way I've seen some things that I think you guys will be interested in.”
Alright… So, if there is one story in this list that you should check out, it would probably have to be this one. Really, this is a collection of stories and posts, presented as someone (a SAR officer, obviously) recounting their experiences, and you will have to follow some links to read all of them, but the time this will take is well worth it. Just set aside an afternoon to read through them or listen to a reading (I am listening to Corpse Husband’s reading as I type this, actually). You will not regret it.
I think the best part of this story is how real it seems. While it may feature some possibly paranormal happenings, none of it is really that outlandish. Yes, things like a “fuzzy man” and man with no face sound really fake, but the way they are spoken about in the story…I don’t know. No one can really deny that weird crap happens in isolated areas like forests all the time, whether it be just hallucinations brought on by the isolation and such, supposed Bigfoot sightings, or just weird people wandering through. I’ve personally encountered some pretty weird stuff, but that is neither here nor there. The point is, this story doesn’t really ring with the same untruthfulness that most creepypasta/nosleep stories hold. Others might be creepy, but you know that the things in them could never happen. Ghosts, if they are real, are not likely to possess old video game cartridges, and even the creepiest YouTube videos are not going to affect you in any adverse way (jumpscare-induced heart attacks aside). This story is something that could actually be seen as true, and read as such so strongly that many Redditors believed it.
Unfortunately or not, this actually is just a story, as admitted by the author on multiple occasions, but that does not make it any less creepy. There actually have been disappearances in the forests of North America that could compete with those in this story, most of which have never been solved. A man named David Pailides (who is mentioned in the SAR story) is heavily involved in the research of these cases and has published several books on the subject. If you are interested, he has a site called canannissing.com with more info.
I think the strangest part of this story for me is the stairs. That’s just…weird. Eldritch. Nothing is really explained in the story, including the stairs, and that is great. It’s amazing. I love it. And that is why this is at the top of my list. I keep revisiting the story, and it never loses my interest. Hopefully, it will have the same effect on you.
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           Sweet dreams.

Monday, June 27, 2016

Top 15 Creepiest Vocaloid Songs

First released in the early 2000’s, the Vocaloid software quickly gained traction as a way for musical creators to share their ideas. With a bit of exploring, however, it is not hard to discover that the songs produced with these vocal androids are not always filled with the expected ice cream and rainbows. 
Without further ado, let’s just move right in, shall we? In no particular order, here are 15 of the creepiest Vocaloid horror songs I've come across, collected to fuel your nightmares.
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#1: I’m Sorry, I’m Sorry – Kikuo ft. Hatsune Miku
I’m just going to go ahead and get one of the most obvious choices out of the way. To be curt, this is a song about child abuse. Horrific, horrific child sexual abuse that is compared to cannibalism in the lyrics. Really, there is nothing that horrifies me more, and this would easily be in the #1 spot if I were ranking these in any way. 
Do you want to know something potentially worse than just the lyrics? If you were just listening to this song randomly and did not understand Japanese, you might not even realize that anything wrong was going on in this song. It is catchy as hell and could be something feasible to dance to. Then you would track down the lyrics… (According to YouTube comments, this actually has happened.) 
All things aside, I would recommend you to give this a listen. It is most certainly a depressing and horrifying experience, and the latter is what you’re here for, yes? Please keep in mind, though, that this is a horror that occurs every day to thousands of children… A little dose of realism is good for all of us.

#2- Okaasan – Machigerta ft. Hatsune Miku 
Another obvious choice…
I really have no words to describe this song. It’s child abuse, but…yeah. (That backmasked message...) 
Just… just watch it. And don't look behind you. I don't think she wants to be seen.

#3: O, Light – Kikuo ft. Hatsune Miku (...again)
Another Kikuo song. Honestly, most of this guy’s stuff is pretty nightmare-inducing.
This is a recent addition to his artistic accomplishments and it is an absolutely beautiful one at that. The song is great, but what really makes it is the animated video that accompanies it. It is simply gorgeous. I will let you decide for yourself what it is about, but as it is a Kikuo song…
(For anyone interested, the utaite Hanatan made a delightful cover of this song. It’s linked in the description of the video listed above.)

#4- Pandemic & Plastic Girl – Yuugou-P ft. GUMI
This entry is actually a pair of songs, but one is not complete without the other. While the songs are a bit less horrifying than the others on this list, I do think they belong on here if only for a bit of a breather (I also love the art used in them...I may or may not have even produced fanart of it in my school art class...).
I think we all have known the horrors of bullying at one point or another, yes? Some of us just take it more harshly than others…

#5- Secrets of Wysteria – Steampianist ft. Oliver
Ugh, this song… It’s pretty much a slap in the face. Just the song and video are horrifying enough, but then you might be lucky enough to experience that wonderful moment when you realize that the events in the story actually happened. Listening to the song in reverse might help… It will serve to assist in your nightmares.
For those of you who have gone down that wonderful path, here’s a link where you can read all about the events in detail to lengthen the time you will be stuck awake tonight. You’re welcome. Enjoy the rabbit hole!

#6- Suji – MARETU ft. Hatsune Miku 
Let’s see…stalking, mutilation, necrophilia, cannibalism… Yes. That is the type of song this is. This song is more-than-likely related to Scrumize, a song that I was going to make a separate entry for before just deciding to make mention of it here, judging by the way that song ends. If this is true, then it is a prequel of sorts and lets you know how exactly things might have gotten this way.
(As an extra note, this song, as with everything of Maretu’s, is rather hard to interpret. As such, there are many attempted translations floating around out there. I personally like the one produced by thisendlessforest, found here, and I only did not link that video because it is a fan-produced PV based around Makoto Hanamiya from Kuroko no Basket (those eyebrows!). I wanted to link to something more grounded in the producer’s view…)
Oh! One last thing before I move on to the next entry… This song’s title? “Suji?” I poked around one day, and I figured out that the word can mean “muscle,” “ligament,” or "sinew" when written the right way (すじ, I think). It is also the common name for a dish made with those ingredients... From a cow, usually, but it’s still interesting to note.

#7- Teratoma – apol-P ft. GUMI English
As I once read on a certain glorious website, this song is GUMI at her most terrifying. I won’t say much as I don’t want to draw this on for too long, but if you must know, a teratoma is a tumor made up of fetal tissue. And this song is portraying Gmi as the personification of one. A teratoma is just as disturbing as you would think, and I STRONGLY recommend that you do not look it up on Google Images (though that never stops some people...). It is fascinating, but some of those “tumors” are pretty much fully formed babies that look as if they’re going the way of Tetsuo from Akira… Nausea fuel, I'm sure.

#8 - Tears of the Artificial Eye (…/Doll?) – Babuchan ft. Hatsune Miku
Are you afraid of dolls? Yes? Well then, please enjoy this joy of a song about a doll coming to life to murder its owner. (Warning: please turn your volume down, particularly if you are wearing headphones. And ESPECIALLY toward the end of the song. Just…trust me and the uploader of the translation on this.)

#9 - After School – Okashi-P ft. Kaai Yuki
This song does not have a descriptive PV to go with it, but that does not make it any less creepy. It features Yuki’s character describing to us what happened to her after school one day while being philosophical, all while speaking and singing in a monotone. My description doesn’t give it justice, I know…

#10- Crushed Mary – mondaiji-P ft. Kaai Yuki
Alright, We’re to number ten! Number ten is…well, is this.
…You know, I’m not even sure how to describe this. Is this a song? Is it just noise? Who is Mary?! I'm not really sure about any of that, but this is certainly…something.
Again, turn down your volume.

#11 - Dharma Girl – ZawaZawaP ft. Rin Kagamine
Honestly, I'm not exactly sure what is being said here as I have not been able to find any subtitles for this little gem, but frankly, the tone and atmosphere of the song as well as the video that accompanies it are more than frightening for me.
While searching for subs, I did bump into a few people who are more knowledgeable in the Japanese language than myself, and they were able to give me an idea of what is happening…here is what I was told, listed for the sake of keeping a record. Comments are in sequential order.
**Please skip down to the next entry if you are squeamish/do not wish for the possible story to be spoiled. The full comment chain is in the comments of the video linked above.**
  •     ChakkyCharizard | Chakky-PFrom what I've deciphered, seems to be a similar story to that of I'm Sorry, I'm Sorry. May or may not see a translation from me eventually. (Note: As of 6/18/2016, this user has not produced a translation, at least from what I can tell. Please do not badger them about it, as it was not a certain thing.)
  •         MaraWell from what I've understood she's raped by her dad, she hates it, and she eventually kills her dad
  •        deathbypimento+[Mara] It's actually more that her father is raping/molesting her and in an attempt to stop, she cuts off her legs and arm. Her father doesn't seem to mind, though, calling her "cute" and she realizes that she loves him and at the end of the song, asks him to cut off her other arm. It's kinda fucked up.

#12 - Puppet Master’s Finest Creation – JUSF Zhou Cun ft. Luo Tianyi and Yan He
This is one of the few Chinese Vocaloid songs that I have been able to come across subbed, this little gem tells the tale of a puppet maker and his quest to create his “finest creation.” It is quite interesting, featuring much gory dismemberment of said puppet. (Hmm, is the puppet alive? Not quite sure. Watch and draw your own conclusions!)

#13 – Pink Rabbit – Healing-P ft. Len Kagamine
            Just an innocent rabbit…nothing wrong here!
            Nope. People, keep your children the hell away from people in shady rabbit costumes. They might go from 0 to 100 in a second, just like this song. Holy crap, Len…
(And no, that is not your computer having an aneurysm. The song is supposed to glitch out like that…)

#14 – Strange Masquerade Halloween - Machigerita ft. (deep breath) Hatsune Miku, Rin Kagamine, Len Kagamine, Luka Megurine, KAITO, and MEIKO
            If I’m not too busy around October, I’ve got to try and compile a list of Halloween-themed Vocaloid songs. There sure are a lot of them... This one in particular speaks about the dangers of going in to strangers’ houses. Remember kids, don’t do it!

#15 – Halloween Candy – Steampianist ft. Oliver
“Did someone say Halloween?! I LOVE Halloween!” …says the friendly child molester. And before someone says that me saying that was in bad taste, the song said it first.
Honestly, I put this entry in so that some of you might get a few dark laughs. Because HOLY CRAP, does this song give those to you. Never have I felt so uncomfortable yet amused at the same time. At least it has a good message in there…and a horrifyingly creepy, ski-mask-clad child molester flashing us all with his huge bulge. My eyes…
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Hopefully, you enjoyed this list. Please, comment and critique to your leisure. I'm not quite used to this blogging thing, so any help is appreciated. Do you know a creepy Vocaloid-based song that you think should have been included here? Please, let me know. I'm always looking for a good chill. Remember, cute kittens are always a quick Google search away. 
Sweet Dreams.


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